The innocent face. The sparkling eyes. The soothing voice. The hypnotizing hip movements which make the likes of Shakira and J'Lo look like fat gyrating hippos. The mesmerizing smile. *sigh* How could anyone be so perfect? There must be something wrong with her somewhere. Maybe she has a craving for pony-tailed Hyderabadi engineers? No?
Imagine my trauma then when I found out that not only was she married but had a child too! Needless to say, the guy looks like a toothless vampire. Pourquoi avez-vous brisé mon coeur, Alizee ?
I wanted to put up a video of her, maybe most of you have already seen her performances but sill I didn't want to give you guys an excuse to ogle at her. Perverts!
Enough of mushy talk.. think i'll gulp down a beer. On second thoughts, maybe some orange juice, i'm not much of a beer guy.
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